Loki: I am burdened with a glrious purpose!
My reaction: You can burden me with your glorious purpose…

what she says:you can touch my hair if you want
what she means:please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten





I’m not sorry

You shouldn’t be

Never be sorry

(Source: wrrench)

Hey mom,
Please wake up Dad’s with a slut,
And your son is smoking cannabis.
No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens.
Don’t let them see what goes down in the kitchen…
If I were not myself,
And you were someone else
I’d say so much to you
And I would tell the truth…


Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

(Source: the-wayward-king)




My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: smolderingcas)

(Source: lizclimo)

So this is Giggle. She didn’t stop talking about Pikachu for about a good solid week. So she got a hat. She’s actually more excited than she’s leading on.